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A long time ago, there lived two well-known farters.

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The farter who lived in the north village was tall,

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and the farter who lived in the south village was a dwarf.

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Prrrt!

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When the dwarf farter broke wind in the front garden,

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the cottage moved up and down. "Cluck, cluck!", the chickens cackled.

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Pumpkins rolled around, here and there.

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Pooooot!

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When the tall farter broke wind lightly,

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persimmons dropped down from the tree in the backyard.

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However, whenever they met, they quarreled.

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Each insisted to that his fart was stronger than the other one’s.

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“Hey, let me show my fart

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If you face my fart, you will be blown away at once.”

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“What are you saying?

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No one in the world can fart stronger than me!"

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Pooooot in the north village! Prrrt in the south village!

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The two farters broke farted everyday.

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And so, a mountain in front of the village was pushed away across a river,

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and a thatched-roof got tangled like matted hair.

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The two farters, who were not fully satisfied, made a decision to hold a fart contest.

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“Let’s blow this mortar to each other.

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Whoever drops the mortar will be the loser.”

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"Ha ha ha! What a ridiculous contest this is.”

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Every villager came out to see the contest, and had fun.

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Pooooot!

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The tall farter stretched his hips and broke wind in front of the mountain.

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Then, the mortar flew off to the mountain behind the village.

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Prrrt!

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The dwarf farter over the mountain behind the village also broke wind with all his strength.

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Then, the mortar flew off to the mountain in front of the village.

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Pooooot! The tall farter broke wind.

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Prrrt! Then, the dwarf farter made another fart.

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The two farters passed the mortar to each other,

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and onlookers, following the mortar, shook their heads from side to side as if they were dancing.

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Even when the sun went down and the moon came up,

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they did not stop passing the mortar to each other. Shhh! Pooooot!

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The onlookers were tired of watching, so they went back home, one by one.

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“Let’s blast one final, beautiful gas!”

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In the starry night, the two exhausted farters

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shot a final fart with all their strength.

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Whizz!

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The mortar flew up high into the sky.

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It soared up to the sky penetrating clouds and plummeted down to the land of the Moon.

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Listen carefully.

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Thud! Thud!

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The rabbits living in on the Moon still beat rice in that mortar.

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It's been said that the mortar is still used for millng on the moon.